Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
- [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
- "i must touch you. please.”
- [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
- [star trek comm whistle noise]
- [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
- [spock voice] “fascinating”
- [pretty alien lady shows up music]
- [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”