Neelix: Now that I think about it, it might be fun to have a little guy around. We could do a lot together. I’ve got quite a bit I could teach a boy, you know. Survival methods, piloting skills, romantic techniques.
Tuvok: If you say so. But I must point out that there is an equal chance that you would have a daughter.
Neelix: A daughter? I don’t have anything to teach a daughter.
Tuvok: Why would it be any different from what you would teach a son?