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spatscolombo:

Kirk

I know this is important to you

but I need you to take, like, three steps back from the camera

before I cry laughing

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commanderspock:

lohrien

Eowyn and the Witch-king of Angmar by Kimberly80

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kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

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littlealienproducts:

alien buttons // $2
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thelemicgnostic:

These are the only video game monsters to ever truly fuck me up.

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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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classictrek:

boomerstarkiller67:

Starships from the Star Trek Spaceflight Chronology Manual - art by Rick Sternbach (1980)

I’ve had a copy of this sitting on my shelf forever but I’m really worried about cracking its spine for scans. I should find a beater from eBay and give you guys some starship porn. It was one of my favorites as a kid.

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star trek pick-up lines

vulcanblood:

  • [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
  • "i must touch you. please.”
  • [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
  • [star trek comm whistle noise]
  • [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
  • [spock voice] “fascinating
  • [pretty alien lady shows up music]
  • [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”

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